Barbed Wire Toilet Paper

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Product: Barbed Wire Toilet Paper

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Description: The Bathroom Tissue Manufacturer's League of America did a survey in which they asked the following question: "What three things would you least want to wipe your butt with?" The answers to the survey may surprise you.

Number One was "glass shards." Number Two was "barbed wire." And Number Three was "Cosco's Econowipe Bathroom Tissue."

Now, Stupid.com is happy to offer you one of those three on this very website --

Barbed Wire Toilet Paper is quality bathroom tissue with the image of brutal barbed wire on every square. Contrary to the graphics, the toilet paper itself is two-play and pretty soft. We doubt very much if using it will even draw blood.

It comes packaged in the plastic tube shown on the left, making it the perfect gift for Brides, Bar Mitzvahs, and Franks-N-Beans Cookouts.

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