 | Category: Gifts/Specialty/Misc.
Product: Baa Humbug! - Pooping Sheep Candy
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Description: Okay, we KNOW we spelled "Baa Humbug! wrong in the animated button. But it took us HOURS to make that graphic and we just don't want to re-do.
Now that we've gotten past that unpleasant preamble, permit us to describe this unpleasant product.
Baa Humbug! is a little plastic sheep wearing a Santa hat. If you check out the expression on its face, you'll notice the sheep is mighty grumpy. This is either because he hates the Holidays or he is constipated. Perhaps it's both.
He does have a special skill, though. When you press down on its back, Baa Humbug! LIFTS HIS TAIL and POOPS OUT JELLY BEANS! And to drive home the point, the jelly beans are varying shades of brown.
There's only .7 ounces of candy included, but it's very tasty. (no actual sheep droppings are listed in the ingredients) You can refill your pooping sheep again and again with your own jelly beans.
So this holiday, gather round the tree and eat candy out of a sheep's behind. (Can we turn a phrase, or what?)
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